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Krypto Chronic Cartridge (500mg) by Standard Farms


    For todays review, we have a Krypto Chronic Cartridge (500mg) by Standard Farms. This is my FIRST cartridge purchase from this company, so I was not sure what I was getting myself into 😂. This is a Hybrid cartridge coming in at 73.209% THC. I must say, these are some TERPY cartridges 😍. When you consume this cartridge, it goes right off the name. It begins with a sweetness, but fades into earthy notes on the tongue. The blend of sweetness with the more dominant earthy tones pairs actually quite well in my opinion 😏. When I consumed this cartridge I felt very euphoric, relaxed, not a care in the world, and ready for a movie marathon 😂. Although it wasn't couch lock, it will definitely have you feeling like you want to relax. I would recommend this to individuals for night-time usage due to the effects I personally felt, which were more Indica side effects. I would also recommend this to individuals suffering from Insomnia, Anxiety, Stress, Appetite Loss, Pain, and Inflammation. I personally give this cartridge an 8/10! (Full Terpene profile pictured above). For even more content, follow me on Instagram: pammjpatient 💓


 

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